Like Father (mostly) like son...
Unfortunately, shortly after the picture, Oldey Blob passed away due to a battle with the dough roller. He was reincarnated and became who is known as Jerry the Depressed Snail...
A Tribute To Oldey Blob:
Oldey Blob was born in a kitchen in Bloomington, Illinois on 2009. He had a rough life being smashed and beaten by little kids. He had a son named Bob the Blob. As soon as he became such a celebrity, he got caught in a fateful battle with a dough roller.
Oldey Blob
2009-2009
May He Rest In Pieces
2009-2009
May He Rest In Pieces
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Jared! Oldey Blob is an inspiration. And he left us before we really got a chance to know him. To quote Elton John, "It seems to me that Oldey Blob lived his life like a candle in the wind".
It sure is sad that he died. I don't like his new replacement, Jerry the Depressed Snail. He bit me and he cuts himself. That quote makes me think...what happens if you burn play dough?
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Jared Gibson
that's not funny, Jared....I have friends who do or did cut themselves. I'm sorry but I'm really sensitive about that kind of stuff...
Sorry. I just had the inspiration to the world that Jerry the Depressed Snail is emo. Luckily we made sure he didn't commit suicide, but he was stuffed into a bag of playdough and he sufficated. It's too bad. He was starting to change his ways...
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